Story of my life
i have a math final in like 12 hours and i don’t want to study .. Fuck
- me: makes a mistake
- me: thinks about mistake every night for the next 7 years
“money doesn’t buy happiness”
let me test this hypothesis
(Source: tvspecial, via bravery-till-we-surrender)
LISTEN HERE PUNK i rlly like your hair and ur taste in music is pretty cool too do u want to be friends
(via zaymmaliks)
Argument I heard on the bus
- Guy 1: no, niggah, gay bros can raise babies. Look at that warthog motherfucker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And that niggah became king of motherfucking Africa.








